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Jcat
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jcat : I love FML's. They are my daily read. Some read the newspaper and learn about the twisted views of that distributor and I, I read FML's and lose a few braincells.

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (11899) - you deserved it (3388)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

#8131977 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (13151) - you deserved it (1160)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072 (323)

I agree, your life sucks (12078) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on facebook for everyone to see. FML

#5680173 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (1893)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by Crappit (man) - United States (New York)