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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, my fiancé pawnd off my looool engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. mega FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was on a field trip with mah son, mah husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, an he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML


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On 12/04/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by yolonono (woman) - United States (California)

Today I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by crazy cat lady - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML


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On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Today,hile meeting my girlfriend's parents fir the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear fir my life. real FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Shit (man) - United States (California)

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