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Jbrady43

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jbrady43 : Cars... Yup that's about it.

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Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

#21311410
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31967) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/04/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by yolonono (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

#21310909
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (3022)

On 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by crazy cat lady - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

#21124338
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (6052)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Shit (man) - United States (California)



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