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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jbhair21 : Hai I'm arun I'm a gay rights supporter, belieber, gamer ^o^

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Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20482) - you deserved it (1991)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (2232)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

#20042606
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21599) - you deserved it (10797)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML

#20028136
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (1876)

On 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by spandexwiener (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (7395)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19235) - you deserved it (3342)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML

#18628918
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (2318)

On 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (3653)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me access to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms are all closed due to construction, because they're being turned into premium gyms. FML

#17437930
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (6973)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32398) - you deserved it (3134)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

#13551763
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7535) - you deserved it (35767)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

#13209934
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (2978)

On 09/26/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML

#12995746
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28992) - you deserved it (2195)

On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

#11824802
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14462) - you deserved it (45282)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

#9205385
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16388) - you deserved it (20736)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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