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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 698
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

FML is one of my weaknesses because I'm not the best at reading and understanding English. FML does a good job of correcting the bad grammar but the comments aren't like that. Understanding incorrect English is not my best quality.

Feel free to message me, I'll reply if you talk in a civil manner. I don't tolerate any scams, spam, or assault. If you do any of those I will block you without a second chance.

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