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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Jazoo1 : Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. English, Spanish, German and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

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Liked!<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:10pm<b>lonewolf393</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:00pm

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