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Jazoo1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 863
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Jazoo1 : Follow me on Instagram: http://instagram.com/p/ulX4yQqWat/

Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

FML is one of my weaknesses because I'm not the best at reading and understanding English. FML does a good job of correcting the bad grammar but the comments aren't like that. Understanding incorrect English is not my best quality.

Feel free to message me, I'll reply if you talk in a civil manner. I don't tolerate any scams, spam, or assault. If you do any of those I will block you without a second chance.

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

#21264426
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (336) - you deserved it (2683)

On 09/24/2014 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50535) - you deserved it (2483)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49183) - you deserved it (21256)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43941) - you deserved it (8430)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

#21098622
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40248) - you deserved it (3738)

On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
121 comments

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

#20539612
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9482) - you deserved it (69504)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36615) - you deserved it (3837)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

#20129296
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (51970)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my daughter attempting to iron her pants with a hair straightener. She's 17. FML

#19590770
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (5547)

On 05/08/2012 at 2:08am - kids - by SomePeoplesKids - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10969) - you deserved it (27118)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States



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