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About Jazoo1 : Follow me on Instagram: http://instagram.com/p/ulX4yQqWat/
Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.
FML is one of my weaknesses because I'm not the best at reading and understanding English. FML does a good job of correcting the bad grammar but the comments aren't like that. Understanding incorrect English is not my best quality.
Feel free to message me, I'll reply if you talk in a civil manner. I don't tolerate any scams, spam, or assault. If you do any of those I will block you without a second chance.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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Friday 28 November 2014