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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Jazoo1 : Follow me on Instagram: http://instagram.com/p/ulX4yQqWat/

Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

FML is one of my weaknesses because I'm not the best at reading and understanding English. FML does a good job of correcting the bad grammar but the comments aren't like that. Understanding incorrect English is not my best quality.

Feel free to message me, I'll reply if you talk in a civil manner. I don't tolerate any scams, spam, or assault. If you do any of those I will block you without a second chance.

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49169) - you deserved it (21252)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43847) - you deserved it (8417)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

#21098622
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40220) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

#5735041
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6266) - you deserved it (76830)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:41am - love - by oliviakelly25 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

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47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7192) - you deserved it (28404)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)



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