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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1166
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About Jazoo1 : Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak German, English, and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played Viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a Violin.

I'm a nice person. Why? Because I know what it is like to be hurt. Feeling that makes me want to make sure that no one goes through the experience if I can help it.

Feel free to message me, I enjoy talking to people. If you want to have a conversation we can have one for a year. As long as you're respectful to not only me, but other people, I will respect you.

If you read this far then I applaud you. If you didn't read anything above, then oh well. At least you came to my profile.

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34589) - you deserved it (3274)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21am - love - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML


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On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37122) - you deserved it (5777)

On 11/10/2014 at 12:01am - intimacy - by annababyyyy - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (3229)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (3143)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33856) - you deserved it (2816)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML


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On 09/24/2014 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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