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Jazoo1

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Jazoo1

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jazoo1 : Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. English, Spanish, German and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39895) - you deserved it (7653)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19235) - you deserved it (4093)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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