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About Jazoo1 : Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak German, English, and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played Viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a Violin.
I'm a nice person. Why? Because I know what it is like to be hurt. Feeling that makes me want to make sure that no one goes through the experience if I can help it.
Feel free to message me, I enjoy talking to people. If you want to have a conversation we can have one for a year. As long as you're respectful to not only me, but other people, I will respect you.
If you read this far then I applaud you. If you didn't read anything above, then oh well. At least you came to my profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML
Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015