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Jazoo1

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Jazoo1

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Jazoo1Jazoo1
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Jazoo1 : Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. English, Spanish, German and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

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Visits<b>kipperin</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Pike313</b> - 21 hours ago<b>superbopbop</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 9:17pm<b>ChrisHavok</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 4:55pm<b>Sara95</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 4:08pm<b>Aquaman911</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 2:37pm<b>turtlerae4</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:27pm<b>Quackadoodledoo</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 8:49pm<b>shay_serendipity</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 7:13pm<b>kent123654</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 2:15pm<b>imbetterthanyoo</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 10:19am<b>starbarbazar</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:58pm<b>thisguy24f</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:46pm<b>candiicane</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:17am<b>vindown</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 9:01am<b>DetroitDov</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:41am<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:00am<b>paramor3</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 12:39am

Liked!<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:10pm<b>lonewolf393</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:00pm

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28437) - you deserved it (2855)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

#21264426
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (235) - you deserved it (2667)

On 09/24/2014 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50452) - you deserved it (2474)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49120) - you deserved it (21236)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42850) - you deserved it (7974)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

#21098622
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40189) - you deserved it (3731)

On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11014) - you deserved it (87471)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States



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