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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Jazoo1 : Follow me on Instagram: http://instagram.com/p/ulX4yQqWat/

Hi, I'm Jazoo1. I play viola and speak 4 different languages. German, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. I speak English and American Sign Language fluently. I learned ASL because I have a friend who is deaf and I wanted communicated with him easier. I've played viola for about 3 years. I like the sound and prefer it to the pitch of a violin.

Feel free to message me, I'll reply if you talk in a civil manner. I don't tolerate any scams, spam, or assault. If you do any of those I will block you without a second chance.

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Jazoo1's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (5431)

On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

#21298582
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (2612)

On 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by johnnycomehelpme - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML

#21297437
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (2966)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21am - love - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43636) - you deserved it (4691)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

#21295903
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (5542)

On 11/10/2014 at 12:01am - intimacy - by annababyyyy - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32802) - you deserved it (3206)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35263) - you deserved it (3132)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

#21289931
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33602) - you deserved it (2795)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (4044)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31202) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML

#21264426
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (325) - you deserved it (2678)

On 09/24/2014 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50513) - you deserved it (2481)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49158) - you deserved it (21251)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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