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Jazbah
  • Town/Country : LA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 October 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by I said whaat -

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France



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