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About JayySkyline : Hey, my name is Jayy. I'm Canadian, and I'm shy, as well as more comfortable by myself, but I'd like to try to make friends. I love plants, animals, art, writing stories, singing quietly, and doing nice things for people. I am very understanding, so you can talk to me, if you want to...
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Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Friday 24 October 2014