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About Jaybob98 : Hi my name is Jesse-John but everyone calls me Jesse. Im 16, love sport and am a proud gamer. I'm studying programming as an out of school activity and love literature and Tech in General.(i wrote this like a year ago but nothing has changed 😂)
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 17 April 2015