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Jayalferez

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jayalferez : Love reading fmls post ;)
Makes my day !

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Jayalferez's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

#20727770
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58284) - you deserved it (9161)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19831) - you deserved it (5993)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

#5145727
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9008) - you deserved it (53171)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65234) - you deserved it (6638)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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