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JayWaun

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JayWaun

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JayWaun : I'm in the Marine Corps, I ride a zx10r and drive a 64 Chevy. Marines aren't all brain washed haha, we're still some what human. ..Rahh KCCO

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JayWaun's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276966) - you deserved it (65339)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (286541) - you deserved it (64691)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (310825) - you deserved it (56400)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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