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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (3291)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)



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