About JayBear14 : Pretty down to earth, I just like to have fun with my friends and struggle at surviving highschool. :) I'm nice, sarcastic maybe, but generally very nice :) Message me, I love meeting new people :)
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Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
by mm / 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
by NotSpiderman / 10/31/2012 at 1:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by Leashaness / 09/15/2012 at 7:07am / United States / Health
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by monkeywrench / 05/01/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Love
by meganisabella / 03/11/2012 at 5:15am / United States / Transportation
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
by wrecked / 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm / United States / Transportation
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Love
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…