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by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 7:04am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Animals
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, while flying 2,000+ miles from New York to Salt Lake City, I realized that I forgot to ask… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they…