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Javee
  • Town/Country : Sarcasmville
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Javee : I'm not very picky. I get easily distr- ooh shiny!

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Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35332) - you deserved it (6150)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 7:04am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095134) - you deserved it (108822)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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