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Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17755) - you deserved it (33289)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by iAmJasper - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by KayEffEh (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

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