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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 34
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Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML

#21260159
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (7359)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by iAmJasper - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML

#21260142
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30627) - you deserved it (2727)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by KayEffEh (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51255) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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