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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more… Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend,…
- Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate evening in with my boyfriend, the… Today, my dog gave birth while I was school. My fucked up mom decided we didn't have the money too… Today, I had a huge Final exam that was worth 20% of my grade. In my rush to get out of the house,…