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Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
by hale_551 / 09/11/2015 at 12:34pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 6:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML
by lentkaysi / 09/10/2015 at 6:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML
by Just wanted a cigarette / 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm / United States (California) / Work
by College_Grad / 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm / Miscellaneous
by jobless and broke / 07/29/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Application / 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML
by qhorin halflung / 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm / Transportation
Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
by geek / 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML
by yep, she does have a tumblr / 07/17/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BlazefireSaber / 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
Today, I found out that my "mosquito bite" was in fact a jellyfish sting I got in Mexico, which has caused me to break out into horrendous hives in the airport waiting for the flight home. It's okay though, the plane is only delayed for 7 hours. FML
by feelthesting / 07/06/2015 at 6:26pm / Mexico (Aguascalientes) / Transportation
- Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her… Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up… Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only…