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About JaquanKennedyFML : I love social networking, I love everything there is about the internet. I love to play Xbox Live, if you want to add me my gamertag is DJ Whoo Kid FTW, the email address to my Facebook & Myspace is & my Youtube link is If you think that cotton candy is a fiesta in your mouth, then 9/10 times you are probably right :D

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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