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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41891) - you deserved it (4248)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac and would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" and that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway



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