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Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55266) - you deserved it (7288)

On 08/04/2013 at 7:21am - animals - by Barking Mad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31976) - you deserved it (3920)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States



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