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JaneChemi

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JaneChemi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4482
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JaneChemi : well congratulations you know how to touch a picture

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JaneChemi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (4537)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (2412)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

#18291679
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9259) - you deserved it (60132)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (6064)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44537) - you deserved it (11646)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38184) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (4301)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (3731)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

#18184831
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (5376)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

#18184829
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (2988)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17014) - you deserved it (33781)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (2423)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12497) - you deserved it (34101)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (34149)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

#17920889
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (6385)

On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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