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JaneChemi

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3936
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JaneChemi : well congratulations you know how to touch a picture

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Today , I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to mah girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on mah pillow an taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

#19484961
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22046) - you deserved it (1677)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today looool , I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20990) - you deserved it (2106)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63786)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (19155)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

TODAY, I WAS DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILITY OF OTHER LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE WITH MY FRIEND. SHE SAID THE UNIVERSE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR IT TO BE POSSIBLE, AND THAT WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT ALREADY, BECAUSE ( THERE R ONLY 8 PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE. ) FML

Today at work at a gas station kiosk a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said "I only come here 4 the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

2day I was fred from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcool, never mind te fact tat my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (1997)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Texted My Boyfriend... And E Pretended E Was A Burger King Employee Wo Found A Lost Pone... Just So Tat E Wouldn't Ave To Talk To Me. FML

#19226382
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (4183)

On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk,hile I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14438) - you deserved it (33469)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I took my girlfriend out fir a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came , we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9466) - you deserved it (115104)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I wandered around my property wit my cildren, trying to find our escaped ouse cat. Wile in te more wooded parts, we spotted er on te ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37246) - you deserved it (2908)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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