Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Janawa

Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member

Janawa

0Liked!

Janawa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Janawa : My name is Spike, and I'm a Golden Retriever who loves the Internet. I also love to play, and am only affectionate when food is involved.

Janawa's page activity

Visits<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 6:23am<b>JustTemporary</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:31am<b>RapFan21</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 10:52am<b>m1k3_b0rr311</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 2:36pm<b>SystemofaBlink41</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 8:01am<b>ashbee11790</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 12:30am<b>thatsawkward7</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 2:16pm<b>Pikachewbacca</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:57pm<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 1:55pm<b>UsernameistooLo</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 11:47pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 11:38pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 4:32am<b>omfgimfab7</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 9:05am<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 1:45am<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:03am<b>Scourge13</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 9:14pm<b>SpeedToast</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 9:03am<b>refticon</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 7:02am

Janawa's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of Janawa's badges

Janawa's favorite FMLs

Today, after visiting friends for the weekend, I took the wrong train home. It was going in completely the opposite direction. I've now missed the last train back, will miss work tomorrow and have just been asked to vacate the train station. I'm 120 miles from home. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

#21299468
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/15/2014 at 9:43am - misc - by coveholli - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48782) - you deserved it (4319)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

#20528725
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12525) - you deserved it (71271)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:38pm - love - by douchegamer - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42643) - you deserved it (4948)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML

#6278567
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6707) - you deserved it (47719)

On 11/12/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by MaiB (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48253) - you deserved it (6958)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: