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Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64205) - you deserved it (3203)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35493) - you deserved it (4913)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20536) - you deserved it (44529)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31227) - you deserved it (5478)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
160 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
280 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48182) - you deserved it (7819)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

#17125458
133 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

#16322512
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (3982)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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