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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1823
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About James_is_Mexican : | Soccer | college | single | Give me all the f*cks 🙏🏻 | ask me for my snapchat |

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Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (1749)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML


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On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML


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On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML


Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


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On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I raved about her incredible, creamy, macaroni and cheese. It came from a box. FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML


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On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

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