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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (39553)

On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213521) - you deserved it (11317)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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