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James64138

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James64138

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James64138
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2327
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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James64138's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (74062)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

#1289647
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45675) - you deserved it (37017)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47104) - you deserved it (205938)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78059) - you deserved it (301238)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78501) - you deserved it (4887)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (27945)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17402) - you deserved it (6687)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version



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