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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 98
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jalyss : My life sucks .

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML


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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML


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On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML


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On 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm - love - by Out from Hell (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike. Instead of coming to my aid, the driver just laid on his horn and screamed out the window for me to move my ass, because he had places to be. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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