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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 August 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6346
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18102) - you deserved it (44634)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36386) - you deserved it (4772)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45602) - you deserved it (11484)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

#1525413
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71283) - you deserved it (24422)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States



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