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Jake_2013
  • Town/Country : Indiana, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46290) - you deserved it (2184)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42535) - you deserved it (2749)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

#16527989
97 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36130) - you deserved it (10700)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

#16527434
63 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (5808)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)



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