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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 626
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47035) - you deserved it (2773)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (8021)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (34357)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30915) - you deserved it (5234)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (7615)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38178) - you deserved it (5115)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML

#16880691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (3489)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by Eringobrag88 - United States

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (35787)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10047) - you deserved it (48674)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML

#16740090
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30215) - you deserved it (5061)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28060) - you deserved it (2778)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10370) - you deserved it (36939)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)



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