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Jake71197

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jake71197 : I think I'm pretty cool

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Visits<b>DeadpoolTheta</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 6:35pm

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Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz / 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

by -.- / 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm / United States / Intimacy