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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 115
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jake71197 : I think I'm pretty cool

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Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

#20868804
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I agree, your life sucks (45990) - you deserved it (4393)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States



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