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Jak0p

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Jak0p
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1914
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jak0p : I'm just a boy from a very small place in Germany, nothing special to say about me.

I have absolutely no clue why my second picture is upside down, but it's kind of funny anyway. I really like Family Guy, even if it's discriminating and political incorrect :D

Jak0p's page activity

Visits<b>thehellisthis</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 2:17pm<b>beanzz0501</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:08pm<b>GoldLeader</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Radieal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:37pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:04am<b>immaballer123</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:26am<b>TheeDamonKing</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:15pm<b>alice192823</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:21pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:32pm<b>ADaftPunk</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:23am<b>iG_08</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:02am<b>FrenchieJoking</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:41pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:01pm<b>Estrangement</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:47am<b>bogwarlock</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:17pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:47pm

Fucked!<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:47am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:52am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:00am

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Jak0p's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11039) - you deserved it (760)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (2198)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31634) - you deserved it (6961)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I was being chased by the cops, not because I'm a criminal but because I thought the SUV with red and blue lights was an ambulance, not a police officer trying to pull me over. I kept weaving out of his way for 5 minutes before I finally figured it out, and got my first ever ticket. FML

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you deserved it (2786)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (3655)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (323) - you deserved it (9957)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35341) - you deserved it (72)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35389) - you deserved it (2284)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29467) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40494) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)



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