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Jak0p
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jak0p : I'm just a boy from a very small place in Germany, nothing special to say about me.

I have absolutely no clue why my second picture is upside down, but it's kind of funny anyway. I really like Family Guy, even if it's discriminating and political incorrect :D

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Jak0p's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

#21341327
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26842) - you deserved it (9844)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38367) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

#21317613
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (5230)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36910) - you deserved it (4332)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

#21312925
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29865) - you deserved it (5904)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

#21307548
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32437) - you deserved it (3748)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

#21303024
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32087) - you deserved it (15137)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (3546)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31657) - you deserved it (3596)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML

#21296899
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34195) - you deserved it (4388)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:56am - animals - by izzy46111 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (3424)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

#21291542
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (4701)

On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35487) - you deserved it (3143)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49169) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States



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