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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 April 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1772
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Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, mah six year old neighbor poppd out and literally scard the shit out of me. FML

#7842488
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezd so hard I wet myself. FML

#7780958
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33312) - you deserved it (3624)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS WALKING BY A POND WHEN I SAW A SMALL FROG. I DECIDD TO CATCH IT TO GET A CLOSE LOOK. AFTER I PICKD IT UP, I REALIZD THAT IT WAS NOT A FROG. IT WAS DOG SHIT SHAPD LIKE A FROG. MEGA FML

#7776158
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11860) - you deserved it (34166)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I eard te sound of footsteps in te basement. Tinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and urried down te stars. I ten tripped on te stars, fell down tem and smacked my ead on te bat. Te sound of footsteps I eard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

#7775610
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21600) - you deserved it (6422)

On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal

Today... I sliced mah finger open cuz mah roommate's grlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin an all of a sudden... an inch an a half of mah flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance... so I fixed it with superglue. FML

#7766236
275 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

#7760741
119 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today... I Calld My Mothar Who Is Vacationing In Florida With My Dad An Sistar. Bafora Thay Laft I Told Tham I Would Ba Vary Rasponsibla An That Thay Could Trust Ma. Tha Frst Thing Sha Askd Ma Is If All Tha Animals Wara Still Aliva. I Said Yas. I Lid. Har Favourita Cat Drownd In Tha Pool. FML

#6325781
75 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day mah sisters an I were throwing mah mom a brthday party. Since I'm not good at baking I orderd her a really nice an expensive cake. As mah daughter an I were headd out the door she told me she had addd some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

#5444329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (3482)

On 09/24/2009 at 7:25am - misc - by rubber_duckie177 (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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