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Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23702) - you deserved it (2766)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (7947)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States



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