About Jacob3267 : Currently away from my family going to school and doing military training with the army cadet corp to achieve my dream of becoming an airborne ranger. (Army special forces) one main reason for wanting to join the military is so that I can be the one there to die for the man next to me so he can return home to see his family and friends.
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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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