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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1010
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45006) - you deserved it (3350)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38628) - you deserved it (6624)

On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49400) - you deserved it (3475)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Hellosinglelife (man) - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (5706)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML


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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

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