Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Jacksparrow72

Search for a member

Jacksparrow72

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Jacksparrow72's page activity

Visits<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 9:24pm<b>Defalt</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 2:00pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 10:08pm<b>randomness_20190</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 4:26pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 7:33am<b>ZiaS</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 6:40pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 11:44pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 10:59pm<b>Istah</b> - the 01/09/2014 at 2:28am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 7:30am<b>areakiller526</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 6:29pm<b>skiprope</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 12:58pm<b>XxWolfQueen</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 12:52pm<b>FindingYujin</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 8:27am<b>LissaMccracken</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 6:43pm<b>jasmine2301</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 10:02pm<b>nickmen</b> - the 10/05/2013 at 7:30pm<b>kayden_14</b> - the 08/06/2013 at 8:56pm

Jacksparrow72's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Jacksparrow72's badges

Jacksparrow72's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

#21068258
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36079) - you deserved it (6268)

On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

#20564269
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46040) - you deserved it (3213)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Hellosinglelife (man) - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

#20514475
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37165) - you deserved it (5275)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17551) - you deserved it (82963)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: