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Jackixo
  • Town/Country : Non yaa, Usaaa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jackixo : Hey im Jacki
I love to Dance, cheer and play softball
Im young. and Shane Dawson introduced me
to this website.

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Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who was vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48376) - you deserved it (1845)

On 07/04/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by hangup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (54085) - you deserved it (9225)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (54646) - you deserved it (9102)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the mans house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

#3465989 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (3668)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by Hayls5 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the 8th grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

#3465145 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (53856) - you deserved it (11001)

On 07/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was completely wasted at my bachelor party, and my friends thought it would be funny to put sodium nitrate on my penis. Sodium nitrate makes your skin dark purple for a couple of weeks. My wedding is next week and my fiancee has never seen me naked. FML

#3418907 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (55222) - you deserved it (14060)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:32am - intimacy - by purpledick (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201 (406)

I agree, your life sucks (95176) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

#3368467 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (63275) - you deserved it (7961)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

#3349914 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (9554) - you deserved it (44580)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (65192) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

#3344863 (494)

I agree, your life sucks (59805) - you deserved it (8575)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

#3338275 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (51812) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

#3292838 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (37751) - you deserved it (2901)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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