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JackTheRipper
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 6699
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About JackTheRipper : I miss the old days.
Let's hope these new days don't suck.
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Well, apparently the staff here at FML did not like my interjections on the flow of their site. So I am now refined to acting like a normal human being, typing clean and clear comments. Easy enough, right? =/

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I'm JackTheRipper

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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

#904646
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (215514) - you deserved it (26940)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML

#836260
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71503) - you deserved it (3396)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53918) - you deserved it (7466)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189477) - you deserved it (21123)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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