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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7191
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About JackTheRipper : I miss the old days.
Let's hope these new days don't suck.

Well, apparently the staff here at FML did not like my interjections on the flow of their site. So I am now refined to acting like a normal human being, typing clean and clear comments. Easy enough, right? =/

I'm JackTheRipper

AIM = s2jacktheripper

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JackTheRipper's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63939) - you deserved it (9314)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (266842) - you deserved it (35457)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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