About JackSkellingtons : Hi hi hi!! I speak my mind but I'm very apologetic. If I say anything offensive, harmful, cruel, etc., please don't hesitate to tell me. I'm a shy person but I'd love to chat if you're willing :3 I'm 16 but have a mindset of an adult and slip into a Victorian state at times. Sorry if I'm annoying
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by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by very punny / 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
by SadAndDeaf / 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
by Gribby / 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 8:01am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Amanda / 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm / Canada / Kids
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML
by Eganstein / 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm / United States / Love
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
by ewww / 08/26/2012 at 5:21am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
by fuckjuggalos / 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Krissy / 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get… Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I… Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up…