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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JackSkellingtons : Hi hi hi!! I speak my mind but I'm very apologetic. If I say anything offensive, harmful, cruel, etc., please don't hesitate to tell me. I'm a shy person but I'd love to chat if you're willing :3 I'm 16 but have a mindset of an adult and slip into a Victorian state at times. Sorry if I'm annoying

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML


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Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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