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Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

#844
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I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (1500)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:24am - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12986) - you deserved it (4327)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20963) - you deserved it (15430)

On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#757
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On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version



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