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Jabulls

Town/Country : Ceral Bowl, U.S.
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Friday 6 March 1987 (26 years)
Number of visits : 7124
Number of comments : 48
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jabulls : AIM = FreakyFreeloader
Pretty halarious guy but not as halarious as most of these stories.

Also, I'm an asshole. To prove it and since there is no way to comment on this site, I just want to make fun of this Cali. retard. Whats with the msdmbfitwbf Joee! (Mysuperdupermostbestfriendintheworldboyfriend?) what really? People do that argh. check it out, aasshhhhlleeyyyx

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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64485) - you deserved it (3033)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19572) - you deserved it (3236)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56117) - you deserved it (4761)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26799) - you deserved it (3203)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41182) - you deserved it (5329)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15345) - you deserved it (1216)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13358) - you deserved it (4156)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45687) - you deserved it (11745)