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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2924
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Jaager's favorite FMLs

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8152) - you deserved it (600)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

#21345207
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8921) - you deserved it (588)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (1406)

On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9243) - you deserved it (17039)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17168) - you deserved it (1245)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16311) - you deserved it (1794)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (1661)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19552) - you deserved it (8952)

On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML

#21344188
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (2752)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27721) - you deserved it (2130)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (1931)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (2121)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (4198)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

#21343089
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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