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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8110) - you deserved it (1634)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

#21261750
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6459) - you deserved it (583)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18439) - you deserved it (1537)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21430) - you deserved it (1959)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

#21261117
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22596) - you deserved it (3719)

On 09/19/2014 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29603) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

#21259489
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you deserved it (2904)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:46pm - animals - by furryfriend (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33102) - you deserved it (7329)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

#21259449
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (3841)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

#21259366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34574) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/16/2014 at 10:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

#21258936
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29423) - you deserved it (5673)

On 09/15/2014 at 6:19pm - misc - by lucas_urev - United States (New York)

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

#21258796
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32616) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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