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Ja_Ja_Jess

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13305
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ja_Ja_Jess : lol wanna know something...ask me on msn
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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

#192974
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (148539)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78059) - you deserved it (301238)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88029) - you deserved it (21994)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65690) - you deserved it (22970)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

#112379
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90907) - you deserved it (22737)

On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45709) - you deserved it (8120)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (3646)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

#413
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34684) - you deserved it (11445)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (22953)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10992) - you deserved it (56629)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54931) - you deserved it (40135)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315234) - you deserved it (31364)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94328) - you deserved it (42742)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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