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  • Town/Country : Vinton, Virginia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (19 years)
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About J_babyxoxo : My name is Jasmine. I've been visiting for a few years now, but just finally decided to make an account, so if you see a comment from me that you don't like, don't bother to come back with "you must be new here", because I'm not. I'm not a grammar nazi by any means, but I'm sure I will be eventually if I stay on this site, because it seems like over half of the commenters have no common sense of grammar. Just like everyone else, I have my favorite commenters, with Perdix & DocBastard topping the list. Well, that's all I have to say at the moment, but feel free to send me a message if you'd like, I probably won't reply for awhile though since I'm usually on the FML app.

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Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML


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