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J_Breeze141
  • Town/Country : Florissant, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (18 years)
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About J_Breeze141 : Born and raised in the city of St. Louis, Missouri. I stay in a small town near it called Florissant. I'm all about fun as far as reading and commenting goes.

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Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40790) - you deserved it (13409)

On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)



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