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About JTHomer : Play competitive hockey, love my family, dogs and girlfriend :) recently conquered my diagnosis of moderate depression, and enjoy life again. Im a decent student when I want to be however find school extremely tedious and have difficulty motivating myself to attend class :$ my dream career would be to play professional hockey which is obtainable however i lack the motivation for off ice training :$ otherwise, I want to join the Forces and defend the land I love :)
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Friday 6 December 2013