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JTHomer
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2255
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JTHomer : Play competitive hockey, love my family, dogs and girlfriend :) recently conquered my diagnosis of moderate depression, and enjoy life again. Im a decent student when I want to be however find school extremely tedious and have difficulty motivating myself to attend class :$ my dream career would be to play professional hockey which is obtainable however i lack the motivation for off ice training :$ otherwise, I want to join the Forces and defend the land I love :)

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Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (6458)

On 03/18/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by holyshitsnacks - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML

#21085148
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On 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm - work - by Anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

#21083945
100 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

#21046394
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On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

#21031092
74 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by lauralai22 (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

#21028949
117 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML

#20989886
93 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

#20948659
134 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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153 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 2:48am - misc - by ThisIsAgony - United States (Nevada)



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