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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (361340) - you deserved it (40988)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

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