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JOEBOBARNOLD

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About JOEBOBARNOLD : I had a beard since I was 12. They call me chewbacca.

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JOEBOBARNOLD's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (7548)

On 07/27/2014 at 6:17pm - love - by notgoth (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19370) - you deserved it (4554)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (2354)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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