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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (303099) - you deserved it (14532)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

#925174 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (57644) - you deserved it (6605)

On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

#142269 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (18962)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:08am - kids - by iailwkrb (woman) - United States (North Carolina)